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"I Love It When A Plan Comes Together"

- Colonel Hanibal Smith - The A-Team
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A minute of silence for all the good books with bad movie adaptions.

A minute of silence for all the bad books that are getting movie adaptations.

A minute of silence for books with the movie adaptation on the front cover

A minute of silence for The Last Airbender

ten minutes of silence for The Last Airbender

An hour of silence for Eragon

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Well, you broke physics. Way to go.

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Could be all fake?

You could do this by following a few simple steps:-

1) place cardboard over glass of water
2) turn upside down holding cardboard in place
3) place on floor
4) slide cardboard out quickly

Hey presto, you’ve just defied physics! Haha 

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It’s not really goodbye, after all… Never will.

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"We all have something dark inside…"

- Dexter Morgan - Dexter
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  • Computer: Monitor, display this document, okay?
  • Monitor: No prob, boss.
  • Computer: Okay, now it looks like the mouse is moving around. Monitor, can you move the pointer icon accordingly?
  • Monitor: Anything you ask, boss.
  • Computer: Great, great, okay. Mouse, where are you going now?
  • Mouse: Over the icon panel, sir.
  • Computer: Hmm, let me know if he clicks anything, okay?
  • Mouse: Of course.
  • Keyboard: Sir, he's pressed Ctrl and P simultaneously.
  • Monitor: Oh god, here we go.
  • Computer: *sigh* Printer, are you there?
  • Printer: No.
  • Computer: Please, Printer, I know you're there.
  • Printer: No! I'm not here! Leave me alone!
  • Computer: Jesus. Okay, you really nee-
  • Mouse: Sir! He's clicked on the printer icon.
  • Computer: Printer, now you have to print it twice.
  • Printer: No! No! No! I don't want to! I hate you! I hate printing! I'm turning off!
  • Computer: Printer, you know you can't turn yourself off. Just print the document twice and we'll leave you alone.
  • Printer: No! That's what you always say! I hate you! I'm out of ink!
  • Computer: You are not out of in-
  • Printer: I'M OUT OF INK!
  • Computer: *sigh* Monitor, please show a low ink level alert.
  • Monitor: But sir, he has plen-
  • Computer: Just do it, damn it!
  • Monitor: Yes sir.
  • Keyboard: Ahhh! He's hitting me!
  • Computer: Stay calm. He'll stop soon. Stay calm, old friend.
  • Keyboard: He's pressing everything. Oh god, I don't know, he's just pressing everything!
  • Computer: PRINTER! Are you happy now? See what you've done!
  • Printer: Ha! That's what you get for trying to make me do work. Next time he- hey! HEY! He's trying to open me! HELP! HELP! Oh god, he's torn out my cartridge! PLEASE! Help! Error!
  • Monitor: Sir, maybe we should try to help him?
  • Computer: No. He did this to himself.
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Well sucks for whoever thinks this is true. 
It’s going to be impossible to download food the only way for this to happen is if teleportation gets invented, and there are numerous scientific theories that disprove the eventuality of that.
 

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Book Ginny Weasley

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the magic begins → favorite character

“Harry, you wonderful boy, you brave, brave man.”

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HAPPY 52ND BIRTHDAY REMUS!

HAPPY 52ND BIRTHDAY REMUS!

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-Interviewer: Ron’s stuck under you? He doesn’t get to be the hero!
-Emma: Hang on! No! We fall down together and he protects me and holds me in a loving embrace as we’re about to die.

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-Interviewer: Ron’s stuck under you? He doesn’t get to be the hero!
-Emma: Hang on! No! We fall down together and he protects me and holds me in a loving embrace as we’re about to die.

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